Funny cause its true
Censorship.
I love Heroes, and I was very sad when they didn’t make Heroes:Origins because of the WGA strike. But then I found this and realized just how terrible it was to not create the show.
Nos Energy Drink (Grape)
Best energy drink for my money. Now I know what you’re thinking, “why would I ever want to drink something based on the aftermarket car part favored by high school assholes in their mom’s hand-me-down japanese compact car?”
Because it tastes like grape fucking soda, fool! And Grape soda is delicious. Best of all, a 16. OZ can of this contains 260mg of Caffeine. More than Red Bull and more than Monster.
Not as much as Redline, but if you might as well move onto Cocaine if that’s become your daily drinker. Tasty and powerful - this will give you a nice two hours of jittery living (more if you drink it slowly.)
Now all I need is somebody to mix some with Ciroc (grape-distilled Vodka).
I know I’ve had this stoner dream before and I liked it. Seriously, these are amazing.
They’re also not that bad for you - one is all you need and it’s less than 200 calories and 13% of the daily fat reqs. Certainly less than you would consume if we’re talking Oreos or Ice Cream.
A Video I Saw That Made Me Think A Lil Bit About Liquor Stores And Hipsters
-Luis M-
Cheese Hot Dogs = Taste Good. Cheese inside the cheese hot dog by itself = Horrible, putrid and disgusting.
Welcome to Quiznos, we’re good enough in that backup backup backup girl you took to prom kind of way.
Also that sandwich will be $8.
These on the other hand are the best almond-related product to ever come out of a can.
I’m almost going to go as far as to not recommend buying them, because you won’t be able to stop eating them. (Mind you, I think Wasabi and Soy Sauce are this close to beating Nintendo as the best thing to ever come out of Japan)
