Mentos Gum sounds like it could work. I like Sorbitol-Flavored gum as much as anyone else. I like Mentos just fine.
What I don’t like is bland-ass gum whose flavor lasts 45 seconds max. Not that “long lasting” Stride gum has anything to write home about either. Sure, it lasts long, but so does pissing out a kidney stone.
Pasta in cheese sauce stuffed with pears. Great on paper, half-eaten and in my garbage can in reality. And I pretty much finish eating anything.
(Courtesy of Perricone’s Market and not to knock on them, my girlfriend’s Cappelini was stupendous)
The complexities of life revealed by Google Auto-Suggest tool are astounding.
The causes of wars, the lack of cure for diseases and even the meaning of existence itself pale in comparison to the most pressing question on America’s mind:
“Why is there another Hulk movie?”
