
Nos Energy Drink (Grape)
Best energy drink for my money. Now I know what you’re thinking, “why would I ever want to drink something based on the aftermarket car part favored by high school assholes in their mom’s hand-me-down japanese compact car?”
Because it tastes like grape fucking soda, fool! And Grape soda is delicious. Best of all, a 16. OZ can of this contains 260mg of Caffeine. More than Red Bull and more than Monster.
Not as much as Redline, but if you might as well move onto Cocaine if that’s become your daily drinker. Tasty and powerful - this will give you a nice two hours of jittery living (more if you drink it slowly.)
Now all I need is somebody to mix some with Ciroc (grape-distilled Vodka).