EATING AND BITCHING

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Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:43:00 -0400

Funny cause its true

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:30:50 -0400

Funny cause its true

Censorship.

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:08:29 -0400

Censorship.

I love Heroes, and I was very sad when they didn’t make...

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:52:23 -0400

I love Heroes, and I was very sad when they didn’t make Heroes:Origins because of the WGA strike. But then I found this and realized just how terrible it was to not create the show.

Nos Energy Drink (Grape) Best energy drink for my money. Now I...

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:47:00 -0400

Nos Energy Drink (Grape)

Best energy drink for my money. Now I know what you’re thinking, “why would I ever want to drink something based on the aftermarket car part favored by high school assholes in their mom’s hand-me-down japanese compact car?”

Because it tastes like grape fucking soda, fool! And Grape soda is delicious. Best of all, a 16. OZ can of this contains 260mg of Caffeine. More than Red Bull and more than Monster.

Not as much as Redline, but if you might as well move onto Cocaine if that’s become your daily drinker. Tasty and powerful - this will give you a nice two hours of jittery living (more if you drink it slowly.)

Now all I need is somebody to mix some with Ciroc (grape-distilled Vodka).

I know I’ve had this stoner dream before and I liked it....

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:44:53 -0400

I know I’ve had this stoner dream before and I liked it. Seriously, these are amazing.

They’re also not that bad for you - one is all you need and it’s less than 200 calories and 13% of the daily fat reqs. Certainly less than you would consume if we’re talking Oreos or Ice Cream.

A Video I Saw That Made Me Think A Lil Bit About Liquor Stores...

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:43:00 -0400

A Video I Saw That Made Me Think A Lil Bit About Liquor Stores And Hipsters

-Luis M-

Cheese Hot Dogs = Taste Good. Cheese inside the cheese hot dog...

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:18:00 -0400

Cheese Hot Dogs = Taste Good. Cheese inside the cheese hot dog by itself = Horrible, putrid and disgusting.

Welcome to Quiznos, we’re good enough in that backup...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:35:00 -0400

Welcome to Quiznos, we’re good enough in that backup backup backup girl you took to prom kind of way.

Also that sandwich will be $8.

These on the other hand are the best almond-related product to...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:07:00 -0400

These on the other hand are the best almond-related product to ever come out of a can.

I’m almost going to go as far as to not recommend buying them, because you won’t be able to stop eating them. (Mind you, I think Wasabi and Soy Sauce are this close to beating Nintendo as the best thing to ever come out of Japan)

Mentos Gum sounds like it could work. I like Sorbitol-Flavored...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:53:00 -0400

Mentos Gum sounds like it could work. I like Sorbitol-Flavored gum as much as anyone else. I like Mentos just fine.

What I don’t like is bland-ass gum whose flavor lasts 45 seconds max. Not that “long lasting” Stride gum has anything to write home about either. Sure, it lasts long, but so does pissing out a kidney stone.

Pasta in cheese sauce stuffed with pears. Great on paper,...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:28:00 -0400

Pasta in cheese sauce stuffed with pears. Great on paper, half-eaten and in my garbage can in reality. And I pretty much finish eating anything.

(Courtesy of Perricone’s Market and not to knock on them, my girlfriend’s Cappelini was stupendous)

The complexities of life revealed by Google Auto-Suggest tool...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:25:00 -0400

The complexities of life revealed by Google Auto-Suggest tool are astounding.

The causes of wars, the lack of cure for diseases and even the meaning of existence itself pale in comparison to the most pressing question on America’s mind:

“Why is there another Hulk movie?”